RulesFifty Things Stein is Not Allowed to Do:Rules by AskDoctorStein
1. I must not under any circumstances dissect a student or staff member.
2. Not even Spirit.
3. Even if he's asleep.
4. Nor am I allowed to conduct any kind of experiment on any of them.
5. I must not challenge Marie to a drinking contest at parties.
6. She will win, and it's not fun to wake up to her pounding on the door when I have a hangover.
7. I must not challenge Spirit to a drinking contest at parties.
8. I will win, and Lord Death won't allow me to dissect anyone when I'm drunk.
9. I am no longer allowed to beat up the students. That was a one-time thing.
10. Excalibur is not a squeaky toy.
11. Nor is he a football.
12. I am not to use him as either.
13. When doing a dissection lab in class, I must not lose track and spread the organs all over the counter.
14. Nor alphabetize them.
15. It creeps out the students, which I am told is 'bad'.
16. I am not to threaten to make Blair into meatloaf.
17. Nor catloaf.
18. Not even if she tries to
What is it with you? Stein meets MarieWhat is it with you? Stein meets Marie by AskDoctorStein
Three semesters. She had spent three long semesters watching him but never saying a word to him. She would watch him as he sat in the library, devouring every science book he could get his hands on. She often sat just a table away from him in the cafeteria. She knew it was kind of creepy to watch him like this, but there was just something about him that made her want to know more about him; and by studying him, she somehow hoped she could. But as the months went on, and as she continued to watch him, she learned only one thing: she would have to talk to him to actually learn about him. He was too complex.
And here, at last, was her chance, in the form of an open seat.
Usually, he sat on the highest tier of the classroom at the very edge of the sitting spacethe room had no desks, only terraces that each had one long, curving table and one long, curving bench. His partner would sit next to him, which meant she never had the chance to get near him. Today, however, he sat in the fro